February 2012
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making friends with cats
me: meow
cat:
me:
cat:
me: i said MEOW
cat: ...meow
me: YES
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something you should know. →
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MIND BLOWN
What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
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Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: tumblr is crashing again
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
jumpingintoabedofknives asked: yes just 4 u ^_^
jumpingintoabedofknives asked: jk i ruv u im jesus
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the fact that although they always say they won’t be too” on” or nag, and they always lie, makes me so very sad.
jumpingintoabedofknives asked: no i h8 u
When your friend dislikes something you worship
shroom-s:
i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad
i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m...
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
eyeballsforhazza:
youremykrpt0nite:
wellyourethecharmingtype:
bonjourharry:
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
Watchdemoniconyx7:
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I was NOT expecting that holy shit How even do I breathe What is oxygen Al I love you
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
teacher: what
Me: what
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