February 2012
104 posts
Reblog if you never planked or did the cinnamon...
I wanna congratulate you on not being a dumbass
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
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making friends with cats
me: meow
cat:
me:
cat:
me: i said MEOW
cat: ...meow
me: YES
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something you should know. →
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MIND BLOWN
What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
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Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: tumblr is crashing again
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
jumpingintoabedofknives asked: yes just 4 u ^_^
jumpingintoabedofknives asked: jk i ruv u im jesus
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the fact that although they always say they won’t be too” on” or nag, and they always lie, makes me so very sad.
jumpingintoabedofknives asked: no i h8 u
When your friend dislikes something you worship
shroom-s:
i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad
i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m sad i’m...
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
eyeballsforhazza:
youremykrpt0nite:
wellyourethecharmingtype:
bonjourharry:
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(